February 2012
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Next time someone sneezes, glare at them and coldly say “Don’t let it happen again”
genuinelycornflakes:
rotund-miscreant:
doktor-gonzo:
Now I’m watching Hey Arnold! and Helga legit just said to the creepy Arnold idol in her closet “Oh Arnold, you make my girlhood tremble~”
I SHIT YOU NOT
ya nasty
goldalines:
do they call benedict cumberbatch ben or benny for short or does everyone just call him benedict cumberbatch all the time
even as a small child
“finish your peas, benedict cumberbatch”
hicox asked: cries and covers face. rex no shhhhh
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queeniman:
I’m sorry that you’re so oppressed
Does your father beat you?
Are you going to be forced to have an arranged marriage?
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psychoticcatlady:
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sassygaysherlock:
valeria2067:
Gurl, you don’t even unnerSTAND how damn hot Mr. Atticus Finch makes me in his damned white linen suit and glasses and all of those long legs and SHOULDERS and that voice ohmygod.
And we’re supposed to believe that man is SINGLE?
I call bullshit.
Miss Maudie’s over there everyday trying to get her some o’ that.
Calpurnia...
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windows98:
squidward tortellini
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powerlesbian:
today i learned that our domesticated talking birds that get loose are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call
can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE
jertch:
i think we should get some explanation of why sam and dean are allowed to sit on the impala, drink beer, and stare at the stars and we’re not allowed to call it a date.
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mrchibs:
highly-functioning-sociopath:
Lady...
veryadorabull:
ask-the-striders:
BABIES.
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