January 2012
whats-up-giggly:
christophernolans:
new years resolution
become tom hanks
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cariosity:
luckythinks91:
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December 2011
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omfg scrolling your dash in public is like playing russian roulette with a gun made of gay porn
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jadderpillar:
everyone knows who actually runs every burn blog ever
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cryingstriders asked: thanks for the follow !
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...and a final frontier
rex: i have a joke for you
kt: YES WHAT IS IT 8D
rex: HOW MANY EARS DOES SPOCK HAVE
kt: THREE
rex: FUCK YOU D8<
kt: 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
rex: H8 U
kt:
rex: NO
Rex signed off
notyoudonut:
“Soft moans and pants filled the air…”
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BBC: water boatman insect sings with its penis and... →
vondell-swain:
omg
yourlittlemonsterr asked: Judging by your URL and the title of your blog.. You wouldn't happen to be a fan of the Series of Unfortunate Events series, would you? Cos if you are, I'm really excited right now. :D
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
My mom (picking up a business card from the store Quark Soup): What does this word mean? Quark?
Me (terribly excited): A quark is a fundamental constituent of matter!!
My mom: Oh, my german friend told me an ingredient in cheesecake and that's what I thought--
Me: Well, it's not, in fact A QUARK IS A FUNDAMENTAL CONSTITUENT OF MATTER OBSERVED IN 1968 THROUGH DEEP ELASTIC SCATTER!
My mom: Oh. Well, thanks?
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I have 420 followers now.
Heh. Heheheh. Ha.
I’m twelve.
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Precious Moments: #19
liverquiver:
105degreesfassbender:
How Charles puts the kids to sleep.
How Erik does it.
“But I just wanted to get a glass of water—”
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babarcriss:
“yo ho, yo ho! a pirate’s life for me,” i whisper as i download music and videos illegally.
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Set Fire to the Rain
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What's the difference between tumblr and a...
priestmisha:
A restaurant has servers that work.
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