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Too many waiters turn out to be traitors.
Too many waiters turn out to be traitors.
My name is Rex.

Eighteen. Male. Prone to faggotry and dicking around. I like Homestuck, science, Lemony Snicket, and stand-up comedy. One day I will adapt "A Series of Unfortunate Events" into a 13-episode TV series and I will play the enigmatic Larry the waiter.

Just watch.

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