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Too many waiters turn out to be traitors.
Too many waiters turn out to be traitors.
My name is Rex.

Eighteen. Male. Prone to faggotry and dicking around. I like Homestuck, science, Lemony Snicket, and stand-up comedy. One day I will adapt "A Series of Unfortunate Events" into a 13-episode TV series and I will play the enigmatic Larry the waiter.

Just watch.

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hicox:

here’s what I have so far, for Jim’s Westwood outfit. Thoughts about the top? I’m wondering if I should fiddle with it any more…

I need to 1) learn how to tie a tie lol and 2) buy a better button-up shirt 

Ignore my hair as it is a mess

/SCREAMING

/SCREAMING INTERNALLY

/SCREAMING EXTERNALLY

/LIKE NOT JUST OUT OF MY MOUTH BUT EXTERNALLY LIKE

/HAVING AN EXOSKELETON OF SCREAMS

/PORES ARE SCREAMING

/ALSO I HAVE A BONER????



  1. doctorwotwot said: EEEEEEEE JIM
  2. hotel-denouement reblogged this from perryvanshrike and added:
    /SCREAMING /SCREAMING INTERNALLY /SCREAMING EXTERNALLY /LIKE NOT JUST OUT OF MY MOUTH BUT EXTERNALLY LIKE /HAVING AN...
  3. ladysansastark reblogged this from perryvanshrike and added:
    I WAS TYING MINE WRONG TOO AAHHHH THANKS
  4. perryvanshrike reblogged this from oxfordtweed and added:
    oh my god THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS REALLY HELPS
  5. oxfordtweed reblogged this from senket and added:
    Jim, rather surprisingly, uses a schoolboy knot on his tie. It’s a very simple knot, where you wrap the front bit round...
  6. ladysansastark said: YOU ARE PERFECT HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
  7. soultrepreneur said: love it! Though is there any way to take in the jacket around the waist? Its pretty big on you.
  8. jiptravolta reblogged this from perryvanshrike
  9. itemfinder said: I liiiiiike. Make sure you bring some gum. ;)
  10. senket reblogged this from perryvanshrike and added:
    Couldn’t reply because my response was too long. Sorry. SO: Yes do definitely either bring in your jacket or find...
  11. lehnshrr said: it’s good and hair is fine, but if you can find a slimer jacket it’ll work better, also you vaguely remind me of stephen fry here which is pretty great (i think its the facial expression)
  12. perryvanshrike posted this