Too many waiters turn out to be traitors.

My name is Rex.

Eighteen. Male. Prone to faggotry and dicking around. I like Homestuck, science, Lemony Snicket, and stand-up comedy. One day I will adapt "A Series of Unfortunate Events" into a 13-episode TV series and I will play the enigmatic Larry the waiter.

Just watch.

cries and covers face. rex no shhhhh

NO I AM STILL SCREAMING

SSSHHH NO COVERING YOUR FACE LET ME SEE IT

LET ME SCREAM